What they wrote  vs  what they meant:

"PER MY LAST
EMAIL."

Humor you can share, gift, or wear.

A sub-2-second laugh of recognition — 100% original wordplay, rights-clear by design. No stolen screenshots, no recycled meme-page filler, nothing that gets pulled down. If it makes you say "this is so me," it's ours.

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Lines, not one-offs

The recurring bits.

Each line spawns Shorts, printables, and merch from the same joke DNA — office memes, group chat memes, and the corporate jargon everyone pretends to understand.

Line 01

The Office Decoder

What they wrote vs. what they meant. Corporate email, honestly translated. "Adding my manager for visibility" = you're in trouble now.

Line 02

Everyone Has One

The group-chat archetypes you can't unsee. Reads every message, replies to none — you already know exactly who that is.

Line 03

Relatable Tech Truths

47 tabs. 3 unread threads. "This meeting could've been an email." The desk-life truths you forward to one specific person.

The drops

Buyable today.

Finished digital goods — instant-download PDFs you buy to give, post, or pin. Every pack is original writing, safe to share anywhere.

Live now · Everyone Has One

The July 5th Group-Chat Recovery Pack

40 original day-after reaction lines, organized into the 6 stages of July 5th — The Wince, The Fridge of Consequences, Driveway Forensics, and on. Copy a line straight into the chat.

$4 · instant PDF
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The Office Decoder

The Corporate Email Translator

40+ passive-aggressive phrases decoded, 3 print-ready posters, and a shareable cheat-sheet card for the coworker who does all of these.

$7
Coming soon
Everyone Has One

The Group Chat Personality Test

A 12-question quiz, 6 archetype profiles, printable role cards, and shareable result cards. Find out who's who in your chat.

$6
Coming soon
From The Corporate Email Translator
"Adding my manager for visibility."
= You're in trouble now.
One of 40+ translations in the Office Decoder line
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New Shorts on Penloom Tales.

Relatable work + group-chat humor in under 30 seconds — the same joke DNA as the packs. Subscribe and tag the coworker who does ALL of these.

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